Top ten ways u know when a relationship is over by ED LOVER

10. Irreplaceable is on repeat on your clothes are a box on the front door.
9. The locks on the door have been changed.
8. All of your significant others phones are disconnected
7. The person got a brand new tattoo and its not your name.
6. Your pet comes up missing
5. They bring a date to your birthday party.
4. When a child calls your phone asking for daddy and u didn't know he had a child.
3. When u been together for a while and you never met his mother.
2. When u come home and find an engagement ring with someone else name in it.
1. when they have a sex change operation.